What movies have not aged well?
12.06.2025 01:08

Goldfinger
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Why is my ex mad I moved on when he dumped me?
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Octopussy
Can one still satisfy the desires of Black women with a more discreet endowment?"?
The Man with the Golden Gun
A View to a Kill
You Only Live Twice
Are there any queer Space Marine Legion in Warhammer 30k or 40k?
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
What is the most overrated pleasure? Why?
Dr No
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Have you ever had a secret crush on anyone?
Live and Let Die
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Why is Donald Trump criticized by so many people?
-All the bad guys are black.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-J W Pepper
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Moonraker
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
When British people write X after everything, are they being serious or trying not to be awkward?
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
From Russia With Love
-”Ah so!”
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Diamonds Are Forever